More than 1000 sexy alpha funny lines

Concretely, what should you say to a woman to seduce her? How to make a woman laugh the good way ?

I always liked learning by observation, by taking example on models who have class (according to me). 

Well, except for sex … for that, I have always preferred the empirical method.

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Thus, I observe for a long time the sexy alpha males who succeed in the movies or TV shows I like. Then, I take some notes. I notice thanks to them that girls always have a weekness for the same kind of man : the cocky*funny alpha as would say David de Angelo. This redundancy allowed me to understand and imite the kind of men who succeed with women.

After having convey you my knowledge about alpha body language, I propose you by now another practical ebook (by opposition to theoretical) about sexy-alpha-badboy-classy-hot talk… They will be even more powerful since you certainly read my book about the BL: having the good attitude will make them more hard-hitting! 

Thanks to this ebook you will soak with the good mindset enough to become more and more alpha and sexy man. You will acquire more repartee! Furthermore, I give my best openers and answers to shit-tests! 

You can of course use replicas as they are proposed in the book. However, I advise you to always adapt them to your situation and context by changing words (you will see it is very easy). Do not forget that your long-term purpose is to be able to improvise alone your own good repartees alone from your interaction! 

Argument of authority: The PUA universally famous Neil Strauss, in his best-seller The Game, said that he memorized hundreds of cocky-funny lines. Thus, it is a good way to become a seducer.

There is an infinity of lines but I selected for you a representative panel. I give explanations and advise when it is necessary. There are various kinds of sources, thus you can find what corresponds to your own style. They can be used IRL or on the Internet or by texts… 

Attention all the same: some lines  can be dangerous. They requiere a lot of confidence and must be congruent with your personality. I hope you will use your critical mind to put things in perspective. 

Last argument: this ebook is bilingual. So if you want to learn or improve your French it’s great! Some lines are better in English, others in French, others are egual.

I leave you on these words of De Angelo “Seduction is defined in the dictionary as an enticement to wrongdoing, specifically the offense of inducing a woman to consent to unlawful sexual intercourse by enticements which overcome her scruples. In other words seduction implies tricking, being dishonest, and hiding your motives. That is not what I am teaching. I’m teaching something called attraction. Attraction is working on yourself and improving yourself to the point where women are magnetically attracted to you and want to be around you.”

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